If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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