Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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