East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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