I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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