i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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