I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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