Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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