please come you make the beer taste better
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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