Do you still have your period?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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