He is an equal opportunity slut.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.