Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He shit in the fireplace
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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