I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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