yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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