i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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