Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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