Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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