I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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