Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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