Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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