I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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