i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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