your thong is hanging out like whoa
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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