My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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