we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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