She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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