It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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