it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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