Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize