Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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