I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
sex in a hospital.. check
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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