have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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