I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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