I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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