Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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