I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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