Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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