im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
im on a boat
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