Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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