this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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