Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
