how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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