She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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