god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Randomize
