if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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