You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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