hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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