I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize
