During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
vagina is talking i cant
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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