I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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