Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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