No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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