you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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