Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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