On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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