well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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