Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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