CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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