remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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