she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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