You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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